Nancy and I discuss politics

Nancy has been beaming at me since the nude male model was elected to take over Teddy's old Senate seat last week. She really believes that we are on the edge of a revolution and that this vote was a direct strike at our President. I told Nancy that it was all about looks and gender and as usual the better looking candidate won. She called me an "elite intellectual" and I thanked her for the compliment. She than told me that she thought I was a laid-back California surfer but she somehow pegged me wrong. I am still wondering what surfing has to do with it. So, as this week roles on my favorite actor comes out and backs up my assertion on Mr. Scott (hey let me take my pants off while you take pictures) Brown.

"Specifically, his election has nothing to do with health-care."
-Arnie

As I got to know Mr Nude and had some time to look at his voting record as a state senator I found out that he has SUPPORTED UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE in his home state of Massachusetts! How can this be? How can the great anti-Obama savior be such a phony! How could he run against his own voting record? He is also socially liberal (no surprise) and as a man who likes to nude up in public he also supports gay rights. As I got to read more about Scott Brown I almost spit out my tea just thinking about how this man was going to save the Republican party. But, hey........I sure do like his hairy chest.

Can you possible image the "outrage" from the right if a liberal senator has posed nude? What would the party of "family values" have to say about this? What would the evangelical base say? Oh, the horror, the horror..........

So as Nancy and I finished up discussing politics she said that "Scott Brown is going to save America." I thought to myself, save America from what exactly? Posing nude for Cosmo?